The Senate floor turned into a showdown of epic proportions as Senator John Kennedy didn’t just walk to the podium—he strutted, clutching a neon-green folder boldly labeled “SOROS – THE RI0T ATM.” The chamber fell silent. This wasn’t a speech. This was a sermon.

“George Soros, age 95, net worth $6.7 billion after taxes,” Kennedy began, voice sharp as a whip. “Open Society Foundations, 2025 budget: $1.4 billion. Where’s it going? Not to soup kitchens. $8.2 million to Indivisible—the very organizers behind the ‘No Kings’ ri0ts that burned 47 cities last weekend. $7.6 million to ‘community groups’ who bought 12,000 bricks and 4,000 Molotov kits—receipts right here.”

He slammed the folder open like a preacher revealing the devil’s ledger. “On the very day those protests erupted, $42 million was wired from a Cayman shell company to three LLCs in Delaware. All using the same Manhattan mail drop. All paying the same U-Haul drivers caught on Starlink cameras dropping ‘protest supplies’ at 3 a.m.”

Kennedy locked eyes with the C-SPAN camera, his voice dripping with disdain. “George, your ri0t checks just bounced. My SFER Act says: one more wire, and we freeze every dime under RICO laws. You’ll be funding court appeals, not court storms.”

Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer tried to regain order, banging his gavel, but Kennedy talked right over the noise. “Tell your puppets the party’s over. The Cajun just shut down the ATM.”

The green folder hit the desk with a thunderous slam, echoing like a judge’s gavel. Social media exploded. #KennedyVsSoros trended with 487 million posts in just one hour. Former Pr3sid3nt T.r.u.m.p retweeted with a simple, fiery message: “DO IT JOHN!!!” Meanwhile, Soros’ team fired back, calling it “authoritarian overreach.”

Kennedy’s response? A photo of a burned-out Portland storefront with the caption: “Overreach? Sugar, overreach is paying kids to burn America while you sip wine in the Hamptons.”

The SFER Act is set to drop tomorrow. One thing is clear: the ri0ts just lost their sugar daddy, and Senator Kennedy isn’t letting up anytime soon.