In Solidarity With Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel Vows Not To Tell Any Funny Jokes Until ‘Late Show’ Is Reinstated
LOS ANGELES, CA — In solidarity with his friend Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel has vowed not to tell any funny jokes until The Late Show is reinstated.
Kimmel’s bold announcement was made as support continued to rally around Colbert following the cancellation of his program, with the Jimmy Kimmel Live! host promising to remain unfunny and completely devoid of humor unless this perceived wrong was righted.
“I take great personal pride in carrying on this mission,” Kimmel said in a statement. “When networks think they can just cancel comedy shows because nobody thinks they’re funny and they lose tens of millions of dollars for the company every year, someone has to take a stand. It’s up to me and my compatriots to keep refusing to tell funny jokes until CBS agrees to keep killing their profitability and put Colbert back on the air.”
Sources say his audience applauded, as the “applause” signs had just turned on.
Other late-night hosts said they were ready to stand with Kimmel and fight for Colbert’s right to be paid millions of dollars to be really unsuccessful. “We’ll keep doing what we always do,” said Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon. “We’ll keep going out there and being as unfunny as we can possibly be until this gets resolved. We’ve been doing it for years, so it’s like second nature for us at this point.”
At publishing time, the American viewing public proposed a deal in which all late-night talk show hosts would receive one year of salary in return for never appearing on television again.
News
Stephanie White Explodes With Fury After WNBA Referees Accused of Rigging Game to Target Caitlin Clark for Injury! In a sh0cking turn of events, Indiana Fever head coach Stephanie White couldn’t hold back her outrage after controversial officiating left Caitlin Clark exposed to dangerous play—again. Accusations are flying that WNBA referees are turning a blind eye, putting Clark’s safety at risk. What did Coach White say in her furious postgame rant, and could this scandal rock the league? The details behind the drama are more explosive than anyone expected!
Stephanie White FURIOUS As WNBA Referees RIGGED Caitlin Clark TO BE INJURED AGAIN! A Night of Triumph Turns Into a…
COLBERT’S TRAP: KAROLINE LEAVITT WALKS INTO LIVE TV AMBUSH—STUDIO ERUPTS AS COLBERT’S FINAL BLOW LEAVES HER HUMILIATED NATIONWIDE What began as a fiery late-night exchange quickly spiraled into chaos when Karoline Leavitt stormed The Late Show stage, determined to make her mark. But in a twist no one saw coming, Stephen Colbert unleashed two devastating counterattacks—turning the segment into a legendary TV moment. What exactly did Colbert say that left Karoline speechless, forced the crew to cut the broadcast, and stunned audiences across America? The fallout is still sending shockwaves—and the full story is even more jaw-dropping than you think.
“You wanted airtime. Now you’ve got a legacy.” That’s what he told her—quietly, with a half-smile—as the studio spiraled into silence….
BREAKINGLawrence O’Donnell Stuns MSNBC Execs With Threat to Expose “Startling” Recording—Demands Public Apology Over Mysterious Two-Week Absence! Network leadership was blindsided when the veteran anchor issued an ultimatum: clear his name on air, or face the release of a bombshell audio that could shake MSNBC to its core. What’s on the tape, and what really happened during O’Donnell’s unexplained disappearance? The behind-the-scenes drama is unfolding fast—and the truth might be bigger than anyone expected.
In a dramatic return to MSNBC’s airwaves, Lawrence O’Donnell, the respected host of “The Last Word,” set aside traditional journalistic…
SH0CKWAVES AT MSNBC: Rachel Maddow Fired After Controversial Cancer Patient Comments—Emergency Meeting Ends in Stunning Decision! Network in Turmoil as CEO Pulls the Plug on Maddow Following Remarks About 13-Year-Old DJ Daniel. Uncover the explosive details behind the firing that’s got everyone talking—and the questions it raises about the future of journalism.
In a shocking and unprecedented move, Rachel Maddow, one of MSNBC’s most prominent and well-known anchors, has been terminated…
KARMELO ANTHONY COVER-UP OVER PLEA!? SHOCKING NEW REVELATIONS ABOUT HIS CRIMINAL DAD’S HISTORY! A stunning new twist has emerged as allegations of a cover-up swirl around Karmelo Anthony and a secret plea deal—raising fresh questions about his family’s hidden past. Sources reveal shocking details about Anthony’s father’s criminal history, casting a new light on Karmelo’s private battles and the lengths some may have gone to keep the truth out of the public eye….
Karmelo Anthony COVERUP Over Plea!? SHOCKING New News Over Criminal Dad’s History! Where Are the Court Records? The Mystery Deepens…
BREAKING NEWS: Greg Gutfeld & Tyrus Blow the Lid Off Sunny Hostin’s Husband’s $450 Million Bankruptcy Bombshell! No one saw it coming—live on air, Greg Gutfeld and Tyrus dropped shocking new details about Sunny Hostin’s husband’s alleged $450 million bankruptcy. What secret documents did they reveal, and how did Sunny react when confronted with the truth? The scandal is exploding across social media, and the fallout could change everything for The View’s most outspoken host.
BREAKING NEWS: Greg Gutfeld & Tyrus Blow the Lid Off Sunny Hostin’s Husband’s $450 Million Bankruptcy Bombshell! The B0mbshell No…
End of content
No more pages to load
