UNACCEPTABLE: 𝘈𝘥𝘶𝘭𝘵 Film Star Warns Former NFL Pro Bowler Matt Kalil About “Size Queens” Following His Ex-Wife’s Shocking Confession Regarding His 𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘴 Size
𝘈𝘥𝘶𝘭𝘵 film star “Girthmasterr” has warned Matt Kalil that “size queens” will be in hot pursuit following his ex-wife’s confession.
Haley Kalil recently blew the lid off her divorce with the former NFL offensive tackle, revealing she got out of the marriage because his manhood was too much for her, comparing it to Coke cans stacked on top of each other.
Girthmasterr has suggested that Kalil should now be a person of interest, claiming he can relate as he has had such experience during a brief interview with TMZ.
Girthmasterr Doesn’t Believe Marriage Will Save Matt Kalil Now That His Secret Is Out There
While the former Pro Bowl star has remarried, Girthmasterr has declared that his status will be inconsequential, as women will be after him regardless.
He has advised that Matt could make millions in the adult film industry, provided that his wife is good with it, of course. He also suggested that the 36-year-old should consider a vasectomy.
GM added that it’s essential that women feel comfortable with guys who are well-endowed, recommending plenty of communication and, of course, lubricant.
His advice was probably unnecessary, though. Kalil should be well aware that he should be in high demand following his former spouse’s raunchy confession.
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