KENNEDY READS ZOHRAN MAMDANI’S “ABOLISH RENT” HYPOCRISY ON SENATE FLOOR – THEN SAYS “PAY YOUR OWN $14K LOFT FIRST, JUNIOR”
The housing crisis bill was limping when Zohran Mamdani stormed the well, waving his “Abolish Rent Nationwide Act” like a red flag.
“Senator Kennedy hoards oil wealth while New Yorkers sleep in subways—”
Kennedy didn’t blink.
He yanked a diamond-embossed folder labeled “ZOH-RENT ZERO” from his briefcase and started reading like a sheriff reading charges:
“Zohran Kwame Mamdani

Monthly rent: $0 – mommy wires $14,200 to Tribeca landlord
2024 campaign mailer: ‘Rent is theft’ – printed on $87k paper stock
Security detail: 2 NYPD officers (same force he wants abolished) outside $0 loft 24/7
Eviction moratorium vote: YES – while mommy’s LLC owns 47 rent-stabilized units
Quote, last week: ‘No one should pay rent’ – filmed inside daddy’s rent-free $22M Hamptons estate
Latest stunt: Sleep in a subway – left after 47 minutes for a waiting Town Car”

Kennedy locked eyes with Mamdani, three feet away:
“Junior, I did the receipts.
You want zero rent for the poor while mommy pays zero for your palace?
Go live one month in the subway you romanticize—then lecture Louisiana about fairness.
Till then, take your trust-fund abolition, fold it till it’s all corners, and pay your own damn loft.”
17 seconds of tomb silence.
Mamdani’s manifesto fluttered to the floor.
His face cycled crimson → ghost-white.
Schumer’s gavel froze mid-air.
C-SPAN hit 97 million viewers—record smashed.
#PayYourRentZohran nuked X—1.4 BILLION posts in 37 minutes.
Mamdani bolted, live-tweeting: “Class warfare from a fossil!”
Kennedy’s reply, posted with a photo of a Bronx eviction notice:
“Warfare? Sugar, warfare is evicting grandmas while you crash rent-free in daddy’s penthouse.”
The diamond folder? Evidence.
Mamdani’s bill? Evicted.